Like Fine Wine by SleeplessBrony
Rarity
Alas, I am old and alone.
Spike
I have grown up, but I still love you.
But you're a dragon and I'm a pony.
Aw, shucks.
But I'm afraid of dying alone, so let's have sex.(They DO, and Rarity has a HUNDRED ORGASMS.)
THE END
284065...What?
Like Fine Wine by SleeplessBrony
Rarity
Alas, I am old and alone.
Spike
I have grown up, but I still love you.
Rarity
But you're a dragon and I'm a pony.
Spike
Aw, shucks.
Rarity
But I'm afraid of dying alone, so let's have sex.
(They DO, and Rarity has a HUNDRED ORGASMS.)
THE END
284065
...
What?