Con goers should know of the epic, and greatest con man whom I am about to speak.

Ice Cold Water Guy!

I am calling upon you in all my drunken glory (thank you autocorrect!!!) to make a crack fic about the Ice Cold Water Guy and his search of the One Dollar!

Anything and everything else is up to you, but I would just like to see ICWG somewhere here.

And if this isn't his year to shine for the rest of the fandom, oh well. I'm sure we'll be quenching our thirsts next year in his quest for one dollar!

Go home, dude, you're dru-
Wait.

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Sarge, you have no right to be drunk at Bronycon without me there to record it all for posterity

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