545650Spell:*Lands on your back bringing you down* I don't approve of swords being swung at me

Markus: I leave you guys for 30 seconds and this happens. I'm not leaving until you two face some sort of mutual understanding.
((I think we should make this a little more interesting. Anyone got a good story to follow?))

545684(((I'm just defending my self. This is all sharp wings fault. He started this fight)))

((Well pray to whatever God you answer to that I don't end up ending it.))
Markus: Seriously guys, stop it. You're grown men. I mean stallions. Stallions.

545708Spell: Well they started this fight

Markus: I don't care who started it. I just want it to end. I don't want any blood being spilt.

545684
Sharp Wing: *Slowly lowers the swords he had pointed at Spell Bound's underside after the blood comment.*

((I like the idea of following a story. One person could act as a Dungeon Master of sorts, dictating cannon characters, enemies, and events. The goal for the role players would be to cooperatively come up with creative solutions to the problems that arise. Should be a fresh start though, this role play session is a dead end story wise.))

547243((Agreed. But you started all this violence foolish pegasi))

548320
((Was that directed at me or Sharp Wing? You're using the double parenthesis, but you also called me a pegasus.))

548388((Both of you))

548414 ((Both? Well crap, here goes.))

Mysterious Stranger: ((Well, all that leaves is who will direct the story. I could do it, or someone else could. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.))

Sharp Wing: "I started nothing, freaky-eyes! Now get the hay off my back or so help me Celestia I will stab your kidneys!"

548449Spell:Yes you did! you attacked me first along with wolfie. All i did was defend my self. And stop discriminating me against my eyes

548471
Sharp Wing: "I attacked you because you yanked my freakin' tail! Now... Get... Off!" *Swings up both swords and makes a cut into each side of Spell Bound. Due to the unusual direction of the swing, the cuts are not very deep, but they are deep enough to draw blood. Also, no kidneys were harmed.*

548606Spell:*yelp;s slightly then uses magic to pin you down and thorns cut into you drawing blood*

549024

Sharp Wing: "Howls in pain as he drops his swords, but then throws his head back to hit Spellbound in the jaw and throws the unicorn off balance with a move that looks a lot like this*

(same facial expression and everything)

Markus: ((If you guys wouldn't mind visiting my OC's dimension? There's quite a few problems to be had there...))
*Raises arm, cannon charged* Both of you. Stop it. I can and will fire, and teleporting won't help your sorry ass, Spell Bound. I can hit you before you even think about moving.

550081
((lead the way, dungeon master, although I still think it would be best if we ended this "story" and started fresh. Proper introductions, possibly switch out OC's if desired, blah blah blah. Also, If we start from scratch, I'm totally fine with someone "killing" Sharp Wing in this thread.))

((No need. I can just have an "accident" occur during interdimensional transit. But I do have to say this; teleport mishap is extremely painful. Anyone wants to switch out OC's, do it now.))

550937(Only other OC is my PEgasus dawn star and i haven't decided how i want him yet so I'll stay as spell)) Spell:*rubs my jaw with my hoof* ouch. and how much ya want to bet?

((And you, Mysterious? Want to change round?))
Markus: I don't need to bet. I can designate over 1000 target vectors a microsecond. So that should be about a million a second. Where ever you teleport, you can bet I'll be aiming there.

551302Spell:And what if i teleported onto of you. Hmmmm? *smirks slightly* Or what if i made plants grow within the mechanics. I can do that you know.

Markus: You seem to forget I am not entirely inorganic. *Cannon switches to large blade* And it's not exactly a problem.

551372Spell:I could turn you into jellybeans. I've done that before

551376 Markus: It's called high energy oscillation deflection. In short, magic is a very pointless endeavour. You may be able to get enough power through to make me tickle or feel uncomfortable, but I doubt much more. Only technology has any real effect on me. Doesn't look like it, but I've got shielding on every level imaginable. Force field projection? Check. Nanocrystal and kevlar alloy dermal shock absorption and energy deflection? Check. Internal high tensile carbon nanofibre plating? Check. Not to mention organic synthesis capabilities. ((He's not invincible. He does struggle with quite a few things. I'll leave it to you to figure them out.))

551379Spell:My dear MArkus who said anything about magic? This is chaos we are talking about.549538*picks up Sharp wing and throws him at you*

551383
Markus: *Sharp wing impacts on an invisible wall and bounces off, landing a few metres away, relatively unharmed* May I remind you of the force field? It takes a lot out of the generators, sure, but nothing too major. I can keep it up all day. I doubt I'll have to.

550297
((I'll get to that shortly))

551385>>551386Spell:The generators eh?

551387
Ah, yes. They're offline currently, but when they are they make for an impressive light show.

551404Spell:*teleports in front of your face and boops your noes* boop

551415 Markus: *Stays completely calm* And that was to achieve... what exactly?551415

551422Spell:Make ya sneeze

551528
549538
Markus: *Stays really cool, but it's obvious he's trying to hold back a sneeze* Gimme a second... Yeah, Arty? Got the... no, I don't care. Get me... Ok good. Yeah, no... Wide bore. Thanks.
All right, guys, it's been nice seeing you. *Begins to dissolve into cyan spheres* ((Grab on quickly if we're going to follow this story I have planned!))

551539Spell: No you don't*Grabs Sharp wing* I ain't letting you out of my sight Mr. I'm not done causing mischief with ya*Pokes your face*

551544
Markus: Let go! This is dangerous! I- *Is cut off by teleport.* ((I'm just going to find a picture to show you the general look of the dimension we're going to.))

((Found one))

551551>>549538 Spell:Oh this looks neat

551551>>551570
Sharp Wing: "Oooowwwwww... at least... it wasn't... the tail... that... time..." *Wearily looks up and notices his new loctation.* "What? How did I... at least I got away from that-" *notices Spell Bound is there as well* "Buck."

551666Spell:Call me a freak and i will stuff a seed down your throat then make in take root in your stomach

551677
Sharp Wing: "I thought...only... earth ponies... can make seeds grow... and that seeds... can't grow... inside of stomachs...because of... stomach acid..."

551677>>551724 Markus: Oh Jesus. Here we go again...

551724>>551838Spell: My specialty is nature magic numbskull

551838>>551861
Sharp Wing: *Rises to his hooves and reaches for his swords with his wings, only to find his scabbards empty. Glances around, but the weapons are nowhere to be found. "Well, this is awkward."

((I was severally tempted to have Sharp Wing ask Markus what a "Jesus" was, but opted for the above instead.))

553387Spell:Ha! You left them back with crazy wolf dude

553387

Fenrir: I ate your swords and liked it! Also, I am here, for no raisin.

The Liar: Yes, we are quite insane.

554519
Sharp Wing: "You... what? How is that even possible?!" *Slowly backs away from Fenrir.*

554592

The Liar: Hey, we have no idea how we got to Spell Bound's universe, so I guess we are just that good at tracking our prey.

555502>>554592>>551838Spell:My universe? I'll be damned if this is mine. This is his*Points to Markus*

556789>>555502 Markus: Indeed it is. Welcome to Erisius! First thing's first; don't be surprised if you see a human. There are about a few million wandering around. Secondly: don't try anything stupid. Even humans can use magic here. Limited magic, granted, but magic nonetheless. Thirdly: watch your step.

556909

The Liar: Watch our step? I'm sure me, as the 10 ton predator that I am, have nothing to fear from the ground giving out under me...

Fenrir: ... What?