Nowhere Mental Hospital, the name, in stone, is carved with awl...
One day, I was free of my room, a welcome break from all the gloom.
And sat I down to watch T.V., when oh, what did appear to me?
Some pastel ponies frolicking; their adventures were quite a thing!
And back they sent me to my cell, condemning me to this Hell.
But I have my thoughts, my dreams; and I also have my schemes.
And as I slip off to dreamland, enticed by Sandman's sweet hand...

I never, ever felt so... naughty...

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