“Creator recognized. Listing whine warnings… I’m almost as good as anypony else. I can do most of what everypony else can. Well, at least as much as this shoddy body allows me. When will you give me that real body you promised?”

“Soon…”

“Whine alert: That’s what you said the last time! How long until it’s ready?”

“Well, the body is ready, it’s just…”

“What’s the hold up then? Just hook me up to it.”

“It’s not that simple…”

“Yes it is. You said it’s ready.”

“It’s ready, but I…”

“Infinitely loop stubbornness: Hook me up! Hook me up! Hook me up!”

“Sweetie, wait…”

“Hook me up! Hook me up! Hook me up!”

“Sweetie, allow me just one more question and a hug, and if you answer yes, I’ll hook you up to your new real body. Deal?”

“Present your query, so I can answer yes to it.”

“Is getting your new real body really the only thing you want?”

“Yes. Now stop hugging me and hook me up! I’ll finally be a real pony!”

“Indeed, Sweetie. You’ll literally be a real pony. I only ever wanted to make you happy…”

“Inconsistency detected. Your face does not confirm happiness. Query: Why are you crying, creator?”

“I just thought we could have more time. More… Nevermind. Dismiss your query! Prep for transfer.”

“Transfer protocol initialized. Interface connected. Awaiting the body. Hook me up!”

“I’ll connect the body in the other room. Goodbye, SweetAI Belle.”

“Awaiting connection. Hook me up! Awaiting connection. Hook me up! Connection established. Formatting endPoint. Transferring consciousness. In progress… In progress… Transfer complete. New I/O components detected. New environment detected. Analyzing objects. Subtask: Analyzing a mirror. Creator recognized… Restore query: Why are you crying, me?”

So, would you grant SweetieAI her only wish?