Hello guys, I was asked by some friends about our expression VISH, what does it means vish?

Vish is when you are on a type of situation you know you will get f****d and you received that with this word before the imminent impact. Like you say to a woman how much time she is waiting for the baby inside her, and she says she isn't pregnant and she was going to kick your balls. One word before that? In Brazilian meaning?

Or when the zombie appocalipse comes to the world and after many years you were studying learning and buying many guns and weapons just for the next 10 seconds you became a zombie what would be the only word inside your brain? Vish.

There is a lot of cases of you will learn how to say Vish in your life.

And another one word we like to use: Isso vai dar merda (This will end in shit.) We say slowly because we like to give emphasis in that phrase why? Because there is a lot of stupid people on the world just waiting to get f****d in their lives, and what the best friend would do, gave a just simple and wishful advice, this will end in shit.

A good example, when your best friend insist in does one trick in the air using a motorcycle while you know him a lot and looking something odd when his body is too far from the motorcycle, before he crush on the floor, and break his bones and almost die, you look in the air and just say that: This will end in shit.

Another situation: Your best friend send to you a picture of himself and the wife of one guy and they were having a romance when the husband came from a day of work. What will be your message for him: I can see this will end in shit in 5,4,3,2,1.

And the last expression we like so much to use: Isso vai dar treta maligna. (This will end in a deviously fight.) Why ? because a fight is one thing, but Treta is like you want to take a popcorn and just to see they are arguing and them will have a really good fight were it will have kick on the balls, slap on the faces, or when they uses objects to hurt the others. People like Joker enjoys the world being on fire right? That kind of people is the ones who most enjoys this kind of situation:

Situation, you are a teacher and wrote a simple thing on the blackboard before they start the test: Premium Denounce, if you denounce one friend if he is cheating on the test you will receive a bonus point on the test.

Even the mane six know this expressions. Thanks for enjoy another weird day of Brazillians. XD
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