Here's a new installment in my song work. just so no one is confused, All the newest material will be on the top and get older as you go down, line breaks in between songs.
This one was a song I made for a fellow author who was tired of all the unhelpful, angry and just plain un-needed comments he was getting. so he asked me to write a song that expressed what he was feeling. I was more then happy to oblige. And so I preasent to you, "I Want Apologies" to the music of "Anthropology".

Hater comments aggravate me,
No matter what I say or do,
I just cannot seem to please them,
They just stick with doom and gloom,
I just want some helpful comments,
I ask of them but they refuse,
Enough with dickery,
I want apologies,

Venom spewing angry people,
Just can’t seem to shut up,
All they do is stoke the fire,
Just trying to rile us up
They forget that we all make,
The content that they enjoy,
We don’t need sympathy,
We want apologies,

We’re all sick of being put down,
Being told what we can and can’t do,

We don’t need your anger or spite,
That drowns us just like a monsoon,

Author’s like to write what they love,
And share the things that they enjoy,
Showing their creative idea’s,
To the people everywhere,
But their’s always some one out there,
Who has all that hate to spare,
Well to them I say,
We want apologies,

I ask authors everywhere,
Don’t just sit there take a stand,
Make them take their hater comments,
And shove them were the sun don’t shine,
Maybe if we band together,
They will see that they will fail,
And then we just might get,
Our Apologies,

Yeah we all have made some mistakes,
Nobodies perfect you see,

But that don’t mean you can slander our work,
Just because you hate what you see,

I don’t care what your thought are,
I won’t stand for it anymore,
Shut your mouth and get offline now,
Dissing me’s a mistake,

Did you really think that you’d win,
I’m an author I keep on dreaming.
HA, you’ll never stop me,
But I want an apology.

So I've been allowed to make this thread so I can post my spoof songs, take requests and share some fun with all the deities out there. so the first installment is going to be one that is hot off the press. I was commissioned by PoisonMaster1243 to make this. The actual song is a bit creepy but as I told Sanguine Dream I was able to put a funny twisst to it. I hope you all enjoy, "Jehovah Mishap"

Ding dong, who is at the door now,
I did not expect
Anyone to show up today,

Ding dong, they are quite persistent,
They won’t give me time
To get any of my cloths on,

I peek out through the window,
And my eye’s lock onto another’s

And to my utter horror,
It’s a Jehovah witness,

Ding dong I cannot escape now
They know I am here,
But I am to afraid to answer,

Ding dong, maybe if their ignored,
They’ll just go away,
But sadly they just can’t seem to take a hint,

They just won’t stop knocking,
Getting louder every time,

The ever ceaseless knocking,
If they stopped it would be sublime,

Go away, please just leave me be (they won’t stop) X 3
Go away, please just leave me be,

Knock knock, now their at the window,
They won’t go away,
I’m starting to have a conniption,

Knock knock, now their picking the lock,
And I can’t get away,
I really need to hide so they won’t find me,

They are inside now,
They’re searching through my household,

But they will never find me,
Cause I jumped out the back window,

Ding dong, now their chasing me,
Ding dong, I cannot escape, (they caught me)
Turn’s out they weren’t what I thought, (I’m stupid)
They were really cia, (Now I’m screwed)
Ding dong, now I’m in a cell,
Ding dong, I should get glasses, (yes you should)
Ding dong, don’t pick up the soap.

I approve.

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Yay! I love that one!

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I'm glad you do. sadly though, I can't tell if any one else is enjoying these.