Well, yeah, as the title say's, I'm kinda bored and thought it might be in order to introduce myself. This is your last chance, take cover, run, fly or teleport away, if you stay I will not be held responsible for anything that happens.

I am Scout Charger, a guy with way to many interests and hobbies all over the place who get's easily bored but with an immagination that tends to go on rampages virtually on a daily basis.
As many male individuals of great mind and destiny I have adopted a lifestyle of peace, contemplation, meditation and spiritual enlightenment to better myself and the world around me. Though most people might mistake my self-imposed state of austerity for simply being single ... well, close enough for goverment works I guess.

So, what did I wanted to say with this?
It's nice to be here and I would kill for ice cream right now.

Oh eldritch gods please accept this humble blood sacrifice and grant me a tub of ice cream. I'd prefer lemon if you got any.