Under no circumstances are you to ban JenkinsRevenge.

He's my cuddily widdle edgelord, yes he is!

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Couldn't you have just PMed Narwhal? Why does this need a thread?

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Because it's my group and I make the rules.

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Are

you

talking

about

that

kid

who

talks

like

this?

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Yup!

He's also the one who sent me this...

He's just so precious! :3

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Because it's my group and I make the rules.

Heil our overlord, the Pink Ranger.

Kidding.

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No, hailing me is the appropriate response.

5663180 Um . . .

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Haven't you seen hate mail before?

5663213 I've never seen someone fawn over hate-mail before, though I've personally found amusement in fucking with people who foolishly think that I have feelings to hurt.

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*blushes*

I'm not fawning! B-baka!

But yeah, Jenkins doesn't actually believe the stuff be types. He's just a cinnamon roll.

c:

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Fascist!

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Not really.

I just enjoy having underlings.

How be a dear and lick my boots.

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How be a dear and lick my boots.

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So sexah.

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Jesus Christ that's a lot of notifications and unread messages.

5663189 I'll be your Himmler. The secret police will be amazing.

And I'll try to usurp power from you.

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First Mission: Find out who took my cookies and bring me their head.

5663348
Found the culprit.

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GODDAMNIT VLADE!!

5663348 Vlade did it before me.
But I'm not going to disappoint you any further, Dame-Führer. The Cookie Monster will be in a KZ by the end of the week.

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And make sure he receives EXTRA snuggles.

5663504 Oh, my Lady, the KZs were built for the snuggles. This will not be hard to do.

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Danke, Herr Himmler.

5663518 Ich lebe um in jeder Hinsicht zu dienen, mein Dame-Führer.

Ich bin nur dein Himmler. Der echte war ein schmutziger Bauernjunge, der es kaum noch an die Spitze brachte.

Sorry, Germans, in butchering your language

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Na dann, ich hoffe, Sie gehen besser als die letzte. Ich glaube an dich. Nun, lassen Sie uns zurück zu dieser hässlichen Sprache, befors Leute anfangen, dass wir Nazis sind. Heil das Rosa.

5663535 Ja. Your secret police are at your beck-and-call.

Hmm...
I should remind people that we're liberals...

Um...
LGBTQ+ is cool.

5663543

By the way, how was my German?

5663543

I should remind people that we're liberals...

. . . google translate sucks.

I'm pretty sure Narwhal didn't mean "The real one was a dirty peasant boy, who barely brought it to the top" whatever the hell that means.

Also apparently I'm nosy.

5663560 "dirty peasant boy" I meant. I didn't mean "brought it to the top". I meant "got to the top".

5663548 As an English-speaker, I don't think I can judge.

5663560

That is not what I got when I put it through Google Translate.

5663180 So.. he is your precious

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Well, that's disturbing.

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I take it you have a library of suggestive Fluttershy images? Filthy clopper.

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I just woke up, saw this old thread in my feed, and had immediately assumed that you'd changed the name of hte group to 'The Pink Society of Mildly Annoyed Democrats.

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5664621

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Actually I've had to hit google every single time. This one's the only one I have on my computer.

I reeally think Fluttershy would have to be on a lot of Xanax to take that pic.

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Pfft. Prude. It's just a face. Well, not the last one I posted, but the one you're quoting is.