He's going to have the softest hands at the insurance office.

Soft hands, sure. That's totally what he'll use that for, mm-hmm.

5704427 ...he's married with a 20 month old child. I don't think he has time for that sort of thing.

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5704651 ... o-oh my

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My brother liked the gift, but then his wife pointed out that his hands were softer than his 2 year old daughter's hands are.

But I deadass told him "you'll have the softest hands in the office."

Which felt great.

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