I'm addicted to porn. It's slowly ruining my life, and I would really like counsel on the subject. Please PM me about it.

6000045 A fish comes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm addicted to swimming."

What makes you think you even have a problem, to begin with?

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From personal experience, I can say this: Sometimes the best way to kill a lion is with another lion, even fire can fight another fire. In my case, I've recently been rid of the jacking-off-to-porn urge by watching a YouTuber play a pornographic visual novel-type game. How? Because the descriptions in the (I'm spoiler-tagging this info because it might be a li'l NFSW) depictions (or, really descriptions) of the sexual acts made me believe that one cannot be truly immersed into a fictional act of sex by a simple image and a stroke to one's own *PINGA* as sex isn't really that simple, and let's not forget the feeling of it being not just horny engagement, but pure love. If you've seen a couple episodes of Haganai, you'll already have an idea of where that's coming from. In short, all I needed to stop using my tablet for such purposes was a consideration. For more specific information (and an understanding what "PINGA" is supposed to be), here's the series that caused the change for me. You may recognize his voice, he's the same YouTuber that went by the name "Espresso" and reacted to MLP related content. As you can see, he now sticks to playing Anime-inspired games.

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I have an addiction because it's the same as a fish swimming. I haven't controlled myself.

6000618 The fish chooses to swim because it likes to swim. If you took swimming away from fish's life, you'd take away its happiness.

So, let me ask you this. What would you rather be doing? Is there such a thing?

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I'd rather be reading, studying, watching a video, playing a game, or plotting.

6000946 But doesn't watching porn bring you more enjoyment than the things you mentioned?

And what does plotting involve?

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It does.

Plotting is planning.

6001921 Why do you want to sacrifice the ultimate meaning of life for something inferior?

What are you scheming?

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I've been told that it will bring me misfortune to watch porn.

Many things, usually my schedule though.

6001932 So far, the ones who should not be named have been proven wrong. The porn had brought you nothing but joy.