4814319 I know. Marshmallows are a sticky subject to be sure.

4814321 Ugh! I said PMs Lyra! NSFW stuff is not allowed on school computers OR the Cupcakes and Cuddles Club! Just endless cupcakes and heartwarming cuddles!

4814324 Hmm fine then. Let's talk of the gumdrops. They are the quasi evil confectioneries.

4814331 OH GOD! LYRA!!! JESUS CHRIST! THE NSFW LEVELS OF MARSHMALLOWS ARE ONE THING, BUT GUMDROPS???? WHAT THE FUCK????

4814338 We haven't even got to the chocolate chips yet.

4814343 OH JESUS CHRIST!!!! *Falls to the floor, fanning self with a fan* MOTHER OF GOD LYRA!!! YOU'RE TALKING ALL THIS LEWD STUFF!!! HOW DARE YOU????

4814347 Because I like baked goods. Don't judge meh. And I'm hungry. But I only have potatoes and ramen. The struggle is real.

4814350 Bake a potato. It'll fill you right up.

4814351 Well fortunately, I like potatoes. They are the best food ever. ^0^

4814354 They are. I love them. More than anything.

4814356 I finally met someone who understands the awesomeness of potatoes. You'd be suprised how many people don't like them. It's blasphemy. Blasphemy I say!

4814358 I've been praising potatoes since we first talked about them.

4814364 Yes I know. But a lot of people don't like them. One person i met even called them boring. Can you even believe that? I was...in complete shock.

4814377 ........... *Pushes button, a tube appearing with a Batsuit inside* *Puts it on* *Gets whole assortment of gadgets into belt* *Calls Tumbler Batmobile* Okay, who the fuck needs to die?

4814382 A person I met on Reddit, I guess. They seriously called potatoes the most boring thing in the universe. I was like...say what???

4814386 *Gets in Tumbler* Reddit's fucking dead.

4814387 We should destroy it along with 4chan and other such internet hives of scum and villainy.

4814388 Very well, ma'am. 4Chan, Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, and every site on the internet are fucking dead...... Except for YouTube, Twitter, Tumblr, and this one.

4814391 But a lot of my friends and family are on Facebook. We should probably save that one just in case.

4814397 Okay, fine. That one too. Any others or can I start the mother fucking apocalypse?

4814409 You can start now. ^0^ Have fun.

4814435 I will. Bye. *Drives off, ten minutes later the distance is filled with fire and destruction*

4814441 Look at him all gown up and saving the internet. I crie everytim.

4814447 *In the distance* I DID SOMETHING VERY, VERY BA- *a huge explosion in the distance*

4814476 Hmm, I see that Reddit and 4Chan have been erased from existence. And some sketchy deep web sites. Which is basically the same thing. I see no problem here.

4814481 OH GOD EVERYTHING'S ON FIR-*Mushroom cloud explosion*

4814490 Welp, there goes the deep web. RIP Onion Browser. We knew thee well.

4814491 OH NO!!!! OHHH!!!!!! NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OOOOHHHHHHHHH FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK- *Half of the fiery landscape is engulfed in a large cloud of fire*

4814499 Welp, at least this site survived. It all evens out.

4814515 NONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK- *The rest of the landscape explodes, leaving FimFiction, all the other sites we protected, and the allmighty Google safe*

4814520 Think about it; Google owns everything. It's kind of creepy actually.

4814522 Not really. *Google logo appears in place of Bat logo* It's perfectly normal. *Suit turns the colors of Google* Just roll with it and you'll be okay.

4814564 But Google is the Illuminati. It was confirmed in Half Life seven.

4814570 It's true. But Jaws 19 in 3-D taught me to trust Google forever.

4814584 Welp, I can't argue that logic.

4814598 Exactly. :) You can't.

4814607 I could but I am not motivated enough to. :P

4814610 NO YOU CAN'T! I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!

4814649 Yeh, but my powers of awesomeness are over 9,0000. :P Should I choose to use them. But that would take effort. :P

4814668 And I'm Batman. I can beat Superman in a fight and not break a sweat.

4814686 Night Wing is pretty cool too. And Bat Girl. ^0^

4814699 Nightwing, Batgirl, Batwoman, Red Robin, Robin (all 7 or 6 of them) are all awesome.

4814833 That they are. ^0^

4814922 But Batman's the best of them all. Out of all of them. Because he's BATMAN!!!!

4814973 Yep, I agree.

4815053 Exactly.

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