Martianmen 51 members · 34 stories
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My DICK no. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

4411275
What about it? Did it run away again?

4411317
Don't worry, I hear them inchworms aren't terribly fast. You'll find it again soon enough.

...actually, you know what? No. I am not stooping down to that level. I don't care how bored I am, penis size jokes are below me.

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Yeah, they're just way to short

4410938
... Yep you're insane.

I'm glad I changed my photo.

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Reason? Because I don't want to be associated nor mistaken for this guy here.

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Aww, you hurt mah feelings ;_;

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