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MartiantheGray
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Realistically, this group is likely not going to get much larger than it already is, and it will probably fade away in less than a months' time.

The max [number of members] is likely only gonna hit 50, and that's me being optimistic.

-Your friendly neighborhood jackass Martian.

Damn. After recently looking at the front page and seeing the fact that this group is still alive and actually reached above my expectations I gotta hand it to y'all. You've proved me wrong. I guess you get to tell me how much of an idiot I am in the comments below then. Please be gentle. :fluttershyouch:

4407755 Nah, you just underestimated how well this group would work. You're only human, and thus unable to predict the future. No big deal, I've been hilariously wrong about stuff before.

4407755
Fuck.
That was literally my next post.

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407769 What's this I hear? Understanding? Impossible!!!

4407755

beat you to the punch cupcake

to the punch cupcake

cupcake

Sorry. Flashbacks

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407780
Your age is beginning to slow you down, Static! Speed it up!!!

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407792 Guess what... I... beat you... to the punch... CUPCAKE!!!

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4407769

Woops sorry not you Martianman, if you could just untag yourself. Cheers. :scootangel:

4407755 ur such an idit martenman89. h0w cud u bee so r0ng ab0t ur expextations 0f dis gr0p. i em ushamd of u marten, i expektd betr 0f u. ur such a frigen idit, unlik me m8, i is smartest man in histry 0f w0rld.

4407865 this be me lol

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407873 You have a white afro? That's some pimpin' shit right there, bro.

4407865
I think I stuffed up as bad as the CIA did in Cuba.

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407878 Well, that's a bit extreme... I'd say you did as bad as JFK's bodyguards did in preventing his assassination, though.

Happy times! Hugs and blowjobs for everyone!
(one each, courtesy of the host)

4407887
Let's compromise:
I goofed up as bad as ASIO did in Martin Place.
Edit: that ranks below the JFK Bodyguards.
Edit: got one: Ford builds the Edsel

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

4407905 Oh hell. :twilightoops:

4407906 You're crazy, Static.

4407963

Gotta stop posting pics.

4407755

I guess you get to tell me how much of an idiot I am in the comments below then. Please be gentle. :fluttershyouch:

why should I make fun of you?
You made the very tactical and smart decision of adding me to the party
We all know that without me we wouldn't have survived
Now weres my fucking blowjob:ajbemused:

MartiantheGray
Group Admin

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Now weres my fucking blowjob

Got a wolf out back if you're willing to test your chances.

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