Jesus walks on water
A cucumber is 98% water
I can walk on a cucumber
I'm 98% jesus

4403998
Jesus walks on water
Babies are 70% water
I can walk on babies

...

I am now in prison

4403998 What's the other two percent?

4404000

Again?

4404001

4404000 I must not laugh.... Sorry can't hold it in.

4404000 Hey everyone look. Martian is capable of making a funny.

4404181 Danke schoen, danke schoen. I'm here forever.

4404181
Really? Where?

4404209

4404209 And there goes my self-esteem again.

4404000

99% of a watermelon is water.

I am a watermelon.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

4405045 Sucka, you crazy.

4405045
Actually.
Watermelon is only 50% water.

Water / Melon . Each have 5 letters.

Or if you want to be a spaz: It is 60% if you count both 'E's.

4405080
Me minus Martian = 1.
Martian minus me = -1.
Hence, Martian = -1 plus me.