Praise Lord Gaben.

4403917
May we prosper under his rule!

4403917 It's Iron's job to shitpost. Quit taking his job!!!

4403921

Never!

4403920

PRAISE LORD GABEN

4403924

4403929

U mad bro?

4403931 Yes.

4403941

4403953 :(

4403917
Bundles, dude. Bundles.

4403970

Prepare thyself

4403917

No more Gaben, no more Steam.
Only players.

In other words, move on. Gaben was just a false prophet in the glorious path that is PC gaming. Saying otherwise is heresy against the MasterRace.

4403917

4404085

4404132

Gabenlypse

4404153 Quite now child, anger in the name of your false god will get you nothing. The only way to true happiness is to repent.

4404168
no you shut the fuck up dad

4404168

4404178 Yes, all is happy in the greatness that is true PC gaming. Confining yourself to your broken god has limited you and your happiness.

4404175 Only if you go out and get a job!

4404192
I have a job. It's Sunday, you lazy drunk.

4404192
Lord Gaben is superior

4404197 Then why the fuck are you standing here in front of the TV and not working at your job?! Weekends are no excuse to not be working, you could do overtime or something! Anything but standing in front of the fucking TV! Your sister never stood in front of the mother fucking TV!

4404201
Three letters, GOG.

4404214

Nah m8, I'll buy it when it goes on sale for 10 bucks

4404223 If you want truly low prices, go with the humble bundle store.

4404230

Nah.

4404239 You non-charity supporting heathen, back to the shitty steam client with you! *Begins throwing anti-DRM holy water at you*

4404254

AH!! NO! IT BURNS!

4404263 Back to the slimy hell of Steam with you!

4404214
I don't have a sister, dad. Just how drunk are you this time?

4404278

NEVER!

4404286
Drunk enough to tell you about your dead fucking sister we never told you about because you where happy being a first child!

4404298
Do you want me to get out the "Better game performance" Crucifix? Because I'll drive it through your black Gaben-corrupted heart.

4404319

No! I surrender! don't hurt me

4404319
Ouch, low blow. Alright, I concede; round to you. :high5:

4404324 Now go and get a fucking job! *Passes out*

4404320 *Pushes you back through the gates of Steam-Hell*

4404332

* Hisses violently *

4404345 *Pushes U-Play boulder in front of the gates of steam hell*

4404367

I WILL COME BACK! I ALWAYS DO!!

4404370 *Pushes Origin boulder in front of U-Play boulder*

4404383

WA- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!