Suddenly, a wild tank appears.

What do?

4397704 Find an emu, and throw it at the tank. If nothing happens, then I'll ride the emu to victory.

4397704 *sets it on fire*
4397719 that too

4397704 Rejoice, for it is my favorite American war machine. It hath come to deliver the most sanctified freedom of all the fifty lands!

4397704 Super glue some wings on it, attach some rockets to the tank and ride my new flying tank to glory and victory.

4397751

4397704 Ask those soldiers on the tank what's going on.

4397704 take out the soldiers hijack the tank and go on a rampage.

4397704
Salute.
Because it's probably on my side.

4397704 not be in it's way...

4397758 and that video right there folks is what it feels like when you take drugs

4398025 That is where you are wrong. This is what it is like to be on drugs.

4398151 I stand corrected.......
Holy shit where the absolute hell do I find this

4398194 You can find it in the same place I found this.

4398207 holy shit where do you find the drugs to inspire that!!!

4398338

4397704
*proceeds to hug tank*