Space, the final frontier, eh. These are the glorious battles of the I.S.S (insert your starships name here), her continuing mission, to exploit strange new worlds, to subjugate new life forms, and enslave new civilizations, eh. To boldly conquer what no one has conquered before, eh.

Humanity, we have ruled this planet since we began, and we are destined to rule so much more, eh.

The Empire is an extension of the Human will to very edges of the universe, unbreakable, AND INDESTRUCTIBLE, EH!

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE, EH. HIEL THE EMPIRE, EH.

Leaders:

Empress Angriest Pat

Warmistress Peridot Jenna Cipher

Minister of Intelligence NewUnited Empire.

Minister of Foreign Relations Butterkeet.