Let me lead you to my room. Here, take my hand.

No, that's not a doormat! It's, em, carpet thingy... Just don't step on it, okay!

Moving down hallways. Please don't try to feel for a light switch. Just trust me on that one.

And here we are. My room.

What do you mean it's empty? No, it's not! Look. There's a computer there, see? That's something, right?