Yo Hive Mind, DWC here!

Now I bet your all wondering about this threads title, while you don't need to wonder any longer cause I'm gonna tell ya about it! Now I know some of you have heard about a popular internet series called Epic Rap Battles of History! What these guys do is that they take figures of all kinds of history and have them go at in in a rap battle (hence the name). Here are my top 3 for examples:

Now you may all be wondering why I'm making a thread of this? Well you see I was wondering what would happen if the characters from the fic got into a rap battle. So what I'm saying is that I what you guys in the Hive Mind to come up with match up ideas as well as some lyrics for potential rap battles you would like to see!

So come on Hive Mind! Let's see what you all got!

I got some ideas:

BUGZE:
You don't need to get your pants in a bunch,
In fact, would you kindly like some lunch?
Cause I'm serving a Nightmare Night brunch,
With a tall glass of FALCON PUNCH!

OPPONENT (regardless of who Bugze is up against):
You think you can step to me?
I'll bury your roach ass in soil!
You have a daughter and all these mares,
Yet you're more virgin than olive oil!

BUGZE:
It's getting overwhelming,
All this rage and vitriol.
You better get the buck out cause,
I'm assuming direct control

And when Bugze tries to drop a beat...
Bugze: "Beatbox solo!"
Selena: No you fool!
Cue Bugze jamming the microphone too hard against (and thus into) his mouth and choking on it while the audience thinks that his gagging is just bad beatboxing.

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the doctor vs that guy from back to the future? or just can be the cranky donkey person guy

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And while Bugze is "choke-boxing", Nightshade would take over and rap these really quickly (inspired by this):

NIGHTSHADE:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
Someone should have told you
not to buck with me.

My name is Nightshade,
You wanna bucking go?
I got the earth-bending moves,
to wreck your flow!

I'm the daughter of the Nightmare,
But I'm no junior.
Try to step to me,
and I'll end you like a tumor!