I've got a story that needs polishing. It's almost finished; I just need someone to spot missed typos, gaping plot holes, etc. I'm a competent writer so you don't have to worry about slogging through a poorly-composed mess.

The story is ~4000 words and would probably be enjoyed by most people. Anyone willing to do me the favor?

Competent writer eh? I'll be the judge of that.

Not that I don't believe you, I've just heard that line far too often to take it as gospel.

Send me the link, then give me... 2 days.