Sequel can be found here: Five Nights at Pinkie's 2

Author thinks I'm going to read that. 1

Jet had a job, was fired when an incident happened that he caused, spent some time in jail, and decided to get his old job back.

Shouldn't you move on after being in rape centra- I mean jail? Especially the job that he's about to take. 2

But his feelings to the manager stops him.

Because the power of boners is much stronger. 3

I just didn't really like my job and was trying to have some fun.

You say that in a restaurant meant for little kids. *ahem* pedo 4

Until I bumped into one of the animatronics and they malfunctioned, apparently biting somepony later that day. Okay, I guess it was something serious.

Oh sure, metal teeth digging into someone's flesh is nothing serious. 5

But whoever made the complaint was full of it, the machines weren't dangerous.

Full of their child being mauled by a robot?! 6

Anyway I was pretty good friends with the manager, so it hurt her to have to fire me.

That's because she wanted the "D". 7

I heard the door open and turned to see my old friend and employer, Fluttershy.

Wah-wah. 8

She looked just as great as she did 5 years ago, beautiful pink mane, amazing blue eyes, she looked amazing.

Amazing enough to bang! Okay... I'll stop 9

“No, I’m here for a job” I thought to myself.

And not that amazing pillow of an ass. Sorry ha-ha! 10

All they had to do was look at the security tapes and find my hoofprints on the animatronics to put me on trial.

Can hooves leave prints like a human hand? I thought they were made of keratin, the stuff that makes your fingernails and make skin elastic. Cause if not, I just called you out on your bullshit. 11

"I missed you Jet." She said quietly.

"I missed you too Flutters." I said.

Awwwwwwh~ OC X Canon pairing 12

You might not remember the layout of the place, and you'll need to know that if you're going to work as the night guard."

So you can find a quiet place to f- *smack* OW! Flutters, why? 13

They bring so much joy to children.

Because they are literally stuffed with them. 14

She showed me around the rest of the building to jog up my memory and took me to a small room in the back of the building.

Not even gonna say it. 15

I get okay payment

Watching over a pizzeria with murderous animatronics coming to kill you isn't worth minimum wage... 16

Heck, I can even see Fluttershy again after all these years!

Or you can go over her house like a normal person/pony would do... 17

I’m Flash Sentry. Now, I used to work there as night guard.

Flash Sentry

+5

I then turned it off and started listening.

Man your brain must be in your dick... 23

“But you better hope and pray to Faust

I see what you did there, but really bro...? 24

was like having all of my coat shaved off and leaving me exposed to the elements.

Maybe Flutters will like you even more then *thwack* 25

I, being a gentlepony, didn't peep on her.

Hahahaha 26

But I can’t let Fluttershy down either.

Man the thirst is real! 26

What mattered to me the most, my own LIFE, or Fluttershy.

Nope, labeling you an official dumbass... 27

"Oh thank Celestia." I said.

But didn't fckboy say

]“But you better hope and pray to Faust

So, deity confusion is confusion. 28

I’d spent the night with nightmares of those animatronic monsters.

Actually, you spent the morning with those animatronics. 29
Also, Luna can we get some assistance? 30

“It’s okay Apple Bloom. He’s safe.” Fluttershy said, as if I was an animal.

Don't worry Applebloom, he wants that Flutters booty *punch* y-you hit harder than I expected... 31

Wait, the one who went to prison?" Babs said in response.
Thanks for the first impression Apple Bloom.

Did ya get raped? 32

Flash Sentry

+2

"Thank Faust." I said under my breath.

Make up your mind! 35

She asked, giving off one of her adorable squees that she does.

36

"GAH!!!!!! NO PINKIE!!!!" I said, jumping into Fluttershy's hooves. "DON'T KILL ME I STILL HAVE POWER!!!"

Fing Scooby Doo reference... 37

Flash Sentry's

+2

thank Faust

*sigh* 40

"Hah! Hah! De-Deni- Hah! Denied!"

You wish you had those reflexes in the real game. 41

"Thank Faust."

42

"I went to your birthday party because my mom was friends with yours and you wouldn't stop staring at me." She said.

<looks for AU tag> 43
Note: The crossover tag doesn't mean that you are in an alternate universe, it means that you have "crossed over" two worlds that are still dictated by their own canon law.

Rainbow bent down and took a huge chunk out of the kid's head, killing her instantly.

In the actual fnaf canon universe, the person who was bit survived without their frontal lobe. Still nice touch, move on...

Aura, she had an extremely light blue colored mane, an extremely light colored purple coat

Turquoise and Periwinkle 44

But the faces, Faust,

Celestia damn- Faust damn- goddamnit! 45

Oh, Faust help me."

FCK!!! 46

"Oh Faust help me."

*sigh* welp looks like SunButt ain't shit 47

"Oh man, am I going to have enough power!?" I kept asking myself. "Oh man I need to open the door but she's still there!" I opened the door and turned on the light. "SHE'S STILL THERE!!" I said, closing the door. I checked Cloud's Cove, safe. I checked the stage, Pinkie was in the dining area. I checked the door on the right, Rarity dropped by to say hi.

"Oh come ON!!" I said, closing the right door. "Just leave both of you please!" I said.

"Okay, don't leave that's fine. Because I'm like a wild animal when I get cornered, I'll punch you right in the gabber, I swear on me mum. I swear on me mum everypony!!!!" I said.

Hehe, I know someone was watching Markiplier

GET OFF MY TURF!!!" I said, punching the wall near my window, scaring the birds away.

And just like that, you gets no Flutters 48

When 4:00 rolled around it was time for Apple Bloom's party.

Damn, how long were you out? 49

I had cake, Faust, it was a long time.

You know they say "gosh" in the show... 50

"Um, could, could we go to the, um, back to talk for a bit?" I said.

Oooh *slam* Oh, come on! I didn't say anything!

She didn't even seem to care that her metallic face was breaking.

Pinkie=Smile. 51
Also, Nightmare fuel. 52

"Who thinks they're brave enough to come up to the mighty Rainbow Dash?" She said.

Apparently this dumbass... 53

The date Fluttershy and I had went by great. And we started dating. Everything was going exactly the way I want it.

Your boner saved your life 54

"No, no it's cool. After all, I shouldn't keep my main bro from getting laid, now should I." He said, lightly punching me in the shoulder.

See I wasn't the only one! So no more hitting! *Lightly slaps* That's better. 55

"Wow! This place looks just like how we left it, eh Jet?" He said.

Sure, guy who is overly conspicuous about a string of murders you made me commit five years ago. 56

I kept thinking that you would end up hating me for the rest of your life of something.

Is this exposition, or just a clunky character who's an idiot? 57

"You know. How big's the rack?" He said.

Hahahahaha! It's funny because she has crotch boobs! 58

"Dude!" I called. "Don't struggle. You'll just make them angry. The angrier they get, the more painful it'll be."

Oh shit, my mind went to a dark place. 59

Sin Tally: 59

Sentence: Prison (While Markiplier punches you in the gabba)

Afterword Man this is an instant favorite. You have seriously made a universe that is as tangible as the real one, and you did something most don't do. You actually had me nervous about the outcome. I seriously thought they were going to kill Jet, that was a little dark at the end though... Anyway good job, I loved the read!

~DT

4548922 Awesome. Thank you so much for doing this. And thank you also for the favorite. It means a lot.

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And thank you for the follow, check out my stories if you're willing. I know I'll be reading both sequels.

4549123 Thanks. And I'll read your stories too.

4549132 Thanks. And I'll read your stories too.
(I responded to my own comment... )

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XD I've done that one too many times

4549217 Have you ever accidentally sent a PM to yourself?

4549234 No, I haven't made that mistake (yet)

4549241 Well when.you do, it's a bigger face hoof time than commenting to your own comment.

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I, being a gentlepony, didn't peep on her.

Hahahaha 26

But I can’t let Fluttershy down either.

Man the thirst is real! 26

Miscount, my good friend!

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Ah, well shit... Sin Tally: 60
Also thank you for reading it. I was starting to think people just skipped past these.

4558761 Yeah, no prob! I love your sins, but if I know the story, I usually give it a read. So other stories you did kinda fly past over my head honestly. I'll check them out though.

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Thank you, and I'll keep on a-sinnin

Oh man, when u brought up Flash Sentry, I died laughing. But seriously, The hate is strong with this one(Just kidding but love the sin count)