When you're acting out your love of nonexistent "herms" by kneeling in the middle of a gas station bathroom with your lips wrapped around the greasy sausage of a pork-bellied truck driver wearing rubber boobies and a clown wig and he starts emitting his oily, caffeine-ridden semen, do you spit or swallow?

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Vomit.

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Both.