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Oh my gosh I get to make the new thread this is fantastic I can't wait to see what happens in this one woooooo please help my period button doesn't work :(

3353795 She chuckles. You know for a big scary griffon adventurer you sure do remind me of a foal...

3353799 Oy! No tickling! She starts to jokingly back away.
Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.

3353805 ...On an unarmed mare! She plucks one of her own feathers and charges.

3353809 She smiles and dives out of the way, flying at him instead. She smiles as she holds the feather in her teeth.

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Ok, well, I'm just going to go into another room Sweet says as he starts to walk away

3353815 Rainbow sighs. Ill join you... I need a break... Then I will find my friends...

3353816 She leaps on him and begins tickling him with the feather, getting into the almost sensitive places.

3353822 You don't talk much, do you? She asks as she follows him.

3353824 Aha! I am victorious! She releases a whooping noise.

3353827 If you knew what I know about this country, you would talk to other ponies ether

3353833 N-No! She starts giggling. Hey I already w-won! This isn't... She falls over, laughing, trying to strike back but failing.
3353834 Yeah, well, I don't, so stop being so grumpy. No wonder you have to get mares drunk to bang you... I know I wouldn't...

3353841 Like I said, I can get mare to sleep with me without getting them drunk, and I'm not grumpy all the time

3353842 Jericho you s- She hiccups, cutting off her words.
3353843 Prove it, then! She smirks at me. Get laid without the mare being drunk... And no rape. That's bad.

3353845 And how am I going to do that, Cherry is sleeping right now, and she'll be hung-over for a few hours after she wakes up, so I can't get lied by her for another day

3353849 She returns the kiss, smiling widely. Then she hiccups again, and starts giggling again after the kiss.
3353850 Please, she wouldn't bang you anyways...

3353853 Alright, believe what you want to believe

3353854 Baby, I *hic* know I am. *hic* She lies on her side, watching him.

3353855 Why don't we make this into a wager? You don't get her in your bed by the end of the week, I win, and you have to scrub my hooves every day for the rest of the month.

3353860 ........... And what happens if I win?

Comment posted by JustSomeGuy112 deleted Jun 12th, 2014

3353861 I dunno. You pick. I'm confident in going to win, so I don't care what you pick.
(I got no reservations about it.)

3353863 We could call it fate... She chuckles as she sets a hoof on her stomach, which has a slight, barely noticeable bulge.

3353865 Alright, if I win, you have to wear a bunny suit for the rest of the month

3353869 She extends her hoof. You're on...

3353870 She kisses back. I love you too... You're going to be a great father...

3353872 Sweet bumps his hoof agents Dash's

3353877 (I forgot to do the thingy, dammit!)
Alright, let's go check on your marefriend. She's probably awake by now...

3353879 I doubt it. I don't have any memories of my childhood... I don't know how I was raised...

3353884 (What thingy?)
Lets go Sweet says as he starts to walk to the room he let Cherry sleep in

3353886 (You know back in the iron pony competition episode where AJ and RD hoof bumped, they spit on their hooves before they did it.)
I guess... I wanna teach this little guy everything my parents taught wrong...

3353890 Cherry awakes slowly. Oh god... My head... What did I do last night?
Rainbow covers her grin.

3353894 (I watch the show religiously...)
I don't know... I did get into some trouble with the ponies up in the Secret service back in my college days...

3353893 Well..... You got drunk from sucking my mane.............. and then you convents me to do it with you

3353896 W-We had a-sex together? She starts to tear up, and groans.
Rainbow glares at him. Way to be tact, dumbass...

3353899 I'm sorry, I knew you weren't thinking straight, and I tried to stop it from happening, and I understand if you never want to see me again

(Got to go to sleep as well)

3354403 (Sorry. Internet blackout at school. I'm so sorry again about last night! I'll do better tonight, I promise!)

3354555 (Alright... Shall we continue?)
Red smiles fondly. Oh... Stole some very, VERY sensitive documents... That's why I was so worried to see the Princess.

3354560 Yeah... He's in for a very, very unique life... She smirks. And of course she wouldn't know who I am. If they had to put everything they 'knew' about my appearance together, they'd only get a mare with a black mane, a black coat, and a white X for a cutie mark.

3354566 Exactly... I'd have been in prison when this happened... Or dead. She kisses him. Luckily I know how to cover my tracks.

3354572 I don't know, but he'll be amazing... She chuckles. Or she.

3354574 She giggles. It probably doesn't have ears yet... It's been what... A week? A week and a half?

3354581 I wish we knew the gender... She smiles at her stomach. That way we don't keep calling it 'they' or 'it'.

3354588 Not many of those anymore...

3354590 We have been very lucky recently...

3354595 I wouldn't be. Just don't get cocky, that's all. She kisses him and rolls over on her back. Ive had my moderate share of luck, but now I guess I notice it more.

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