Say hi to your fellows the only way fitting a fighter! Declare your name, weapon, and title! Yours or your favorite battle quote!

"I am Akashic Brony, my weapon is the mechanical pencil, they call me Word Weaver! I'm an artist I paint in strokes of red! What is drama without trauma!

Let the ego battle commence! Winning categories include most ironic nickname, craziest weapon, most awesome battle quote, and most suitable theme tie in! Go crazy have fun!

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My name is Stiggerzz. My weapon? The Pimp Slap of Justice.
They call me the Disciplinary Devil.
As I correct their stupidity, I look them in their bloodshot, bruised eyes and say:

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I am Major Brony, not actually a major... yet.
My weapon: the trusty M16A2.

They call me 'jarhead'.
"Semper fidelis"

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I am Commissar Carl,
This is my weapon,

they call me crazy.
I have one one-liner,

i'm not very good at one liners to be quite blunt.