When your not getting money from killing, what do you do as a legal profession?
I'm a Defense Attorney... I used to be a doctor but... something happened

2944773 Segway

2944779 don't you mean "Subway"?

2945242 wait hang on, since when were you psychologist?

2945264 Did not know that

2945288 touché

2944883 Nope

I cook a variety of cupcakes

2947613 then what do you mean?

2949817 I don't want to ask

2951058 Dont worry the only flavor I make Is doggy flavor

2951607 which is why I didn't ask

2951057 one of these

2955803 how is that a job?

2959345 pays well just a pain in the ass to unload without a ramp

2959355 I still don't get it

2959359 what do you mean

2959363 how do you make money out of a segway

2959366 Oh well my job is to load them for a tour and unload when they get back and i get payed for it

2959371 oh okay

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I work at a tavern. as well as... a Mine south of the border of equestria

3347214 so you work at a place full of drunks and you do slave labour, you life must be great(sarcasm)

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its not slave work! its strengthening labor! plus i have a 4 cider limit, a fve mead limit, and a 3 beer limit.

3347477 ... Mate your good in my book