I'm fucking self-promoting my own fucking fanfic, which contains the f word. It's also a parody of another fucking fanfic that contains the f word. I can't put it in the group because the fucking moderators fucking said it was too fucking 'hateful.'
But fuck the police. I don't need no fucking mods to approve my fic. If you wanna fucking read it, go to my page, Scroll down to 'Things That Should Have Passed Moderation But Didn't'. Password is 'imgonnaeatyourspleen'