Get it? What do you mean it's not funny?

Love me or die!

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2166115 The fact that I laughed at that pun made me angry.

2166115
PUT THOSE TABLES BACK!!!!

2166136

Oh, I'm sorry.

2166137

NO! （╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\

2166115
Put those tables back mister

2166162

NEVER!

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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2166178
Put it back so that we can tie you down and give your rear a whipping.

2166223
Get the handcuffs

2166239
Oh I will~

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2166223

You need to buy me dinner first, dear.

2166256
You hit like a little girl

2166259
...nah.

But I'll bake you cookies if you behave and keep quiet during your whipping like a good little pet.

2166266

Probably because I didn't want to crush your skull~!

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2166272

I play too much Rugby, and have too many ranks under my belt from service to like BDSM -- the feeling of pleasure and danger is wiped off the map when I know about thirty ways to counter being tied up, let alone a further ten ways to incapacitate you.

So yeah, I'd rather if we just went out for dinner.

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Mmmm, I'd rather be the person incapicated and tied up anyways~

2166331

I know over fifty different knots to use, and four 'massages' that could knock you out -- I'd say seven, but the last three would kill you.