Hot dogs, corn, tacos, mayonnaise, you name it, I've had it

4150736
Did you go to a buffet recently?

4150741
yup
this past Friday actually
so much chocolate, much banana cream pie, banana pudding...
even fudge marshmallows and fudge pineapples

4150754
Th-that's hot.

4150771
and you know what's the hottest part?

*whispers in your ear*: i didn't even shower that night

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mfw (Scootaloo, not RD)

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mfw RIP Hub Network

4150736
Oh...

4150736
Would you like something else in you~?

4150834
oh no?

4150839
is it Carbon based?

4150844
Hmm?

4150844
What?

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What's huge, brown, and filled with cream?

4150870
...

4150870
A black butt?

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4150877
NO
CHOCOLATE TWINKIES!

4150885
Something tells me someone is hungry

4150894
Beyoncè has more sex than all of us combined

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but Molestia... that's a completely different story

4150885
How was I wrong?

4151090
because you didn't give me any purple

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it's never too late, though

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*gives*

4151284
You have given me more than I could ever want. You have earned my utmost gratuity and respect.

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