Taken to its logical extreme. Those who are not fond of puns should leave now.

Okay? Okay. so... (Ahem)

"Okay, lemme check; Uh there's some Wen Chyzz looking for a Hugh Jass? Is there a Hugh- I want a Hugh Jass over here? Apparently they're supposed to find this Samyan guy.

Naturally, he'd have figured out that this is a prank call by now, but let's keep going...

They need to go find Al Caholik. Seems he goes around with Bar Lee and Hopps. Tomorrow they need to find Hun Gover. Presumably he wants to find Curry Ativ...
who knows who gives out these cruelly ironic names. Because I'm glad that someone knows how the f*€k this whole system works!

Want to take it from here? How far can we take this?

Well, someone roused Curry O'sitty, although pay attention to Chi Ken and avoid Sal Mon-Ella. You also missed the fourth Dover Boy, Ben. Chie Potle' is spicy...

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