This is a little something I came up with a couple of weeks ago. I'm posting it here because I feel this is a good place to share it, given what this group stands for.

On the first day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Rope to hang him from a tree.

On the second day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the third day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Eight broken legbones
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Nine tooth removals
Eight broken legbones
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Ten shots of poison
Nine tooth removals
Eight broken legbones
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Eleven cans of whoopass
Ten shots of poison
Nine tooth removals
Eight broken legbones
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, I gave to Flash Sentry
Twelve days in traction
Eleven cans of whoopass
Ten shots of poison
Nine tooth removals
Eight broken legbones
Seven stomach punches
Six mares who hate him
Five lacerations
Four broken ribs
Three groin kicks
Two black eyes
And rope to hang him from a tree.

That's right, I actually took the time to write a parody of 'Twelve Days of Christmas,' dedicated to causing serious harm to this useless excuse for a character.

I like it. someone should do a cover of this, like Black Gryph0n.

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Merry Christmas!

..I mean Hearth's Warming!

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This is just one more reason for me to call you my favorite author.