Welcome to the first week of WWC

In this first week's challenge, I want you to write a paragraph in this genre: Comedy. You can write it any length and post it in the comments! When today ends, I'll gather up all of the stories and choose the best one and post it on the front page!

Get to it!

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Is a paragraph the min. or the max that we can write? Just want to be sure.

Ragdoll Out

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You can write any length.

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Will do boss

Ragdoll Out

1985529 How do we submit the stories?

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Just write them in the comments.

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Reuben, Copperheart, and Inkstain were loungng in chairs, each reading some form of literature or some such. it was quiet, something out of the ordinary for the three ponies.

Reuben suddenly broke the silence. "Hey guys."

The other two looked up.

"You ever get the feeling that we're just coasting through life? That we're just going along, never having high ambitions or doing anything of note?" Reuben's expression became melancholy.

The two looked at the earth pony the way they usually looked at him. Bafflement and some concern.

"Didn't you have sex with a Prench super model last week?" Copperheart said.

Reuben's expression immediately brightened. "Oh yeah." he said, and promptly went back to his newspaper.

Inkstain and Copperheart exchanged glances and sighed.

Lucky Prench bitch. they thought in unison.
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And there you have it.

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Twilight opened the door to the library. "Spike, I'm— Pinkie, what are you doing in here?"

Pinkie looked up from staring at the floor. "I've been here!"

"No, I locked the door before I left."

"Oh, you did?"

Twilight facehoofed.

Pinkie got up and trotted out the door. "Bye!" she called.

The next day, Twilight came back from the Quills and Sofas Store. "Spike, I— Pinkie!"

Pinkie was, once again, in the library. "Hiya!"

Twilight stared at her. "Pinkie, I put a lock spell on the door. How did you get in?"

"Well, wouldn't you know it, there was a bunny, and—"

"Just... Out please."

"Okie dokie lokie!" Pinkie Pie bounced out.

Twilight sighed as she closed and triple-locked the door. "Much better." She trotted upstairs and dropped off her things, then came downstairs.

"AHHHH!" she screamed, and her jaw dropped.

"Hi Twilight!" Pinkie said happily.

Twilight collapsed, her eyes rolling up in her head.

"Aw, she was so happy she fainted!"

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Voila.

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Hey is it okay if I just PM you the story I've may went overboard

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Sure!

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Got you Boss man