Because everything needs one. Especially public websites. BTW, anyone know how to access youtube's?

4016411 I'm sorry sir/ma'am. The BPA will kill me if I start handing out magic like that.

4040950 Bureau of Paranormal Affairs.

4053560 I've heard they have nice dental and a great medical plan, but the retirement plan isn't too good.

4255095 yes. You of the 95% of the employees. Remember, don't be a secretary. They get the least cool magic and the third highest mortality rates.

4379519 director. Being baddest is a prerequisite, so mortality is rare, and you get ALL the magics. Well, almost all. Not the ones the government banned. Or the ones that "officially" don't exist(you do actually get that last one).

4398920 Friend, are you sure it is a good idea to give out all this information?
Need I remind you what happened last time someone said too much?

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Agreed with all due respect sir i suggest doing a full net wipe of this incident before the director sees this.