Hello all, I'm zurvan, perhaps you've heard of me? (waits for applause, hears crickets chirp). Of course, what else should I expect?

In all seriousness I just found this group and wanted to say hi to everypony in it, and ask what the rules are for adding stories, thank you all so very much,

5301816 Hi!
*waves a hand*

5302137

Somepony looks a little unsettled by the severed hand

5302562 I thought it was customary to wave a hand when you greet somepony. Should I be waving some other body part, instead?

5302589

Hum, good question, I suppose you're fine.

5302592 Indeed. I'm fine as a butterfly.

I'll be your friend now.

5302659

Oh goody my first friend! I shall cherish you forever, even if I have to taxidermy you

5302846 *tail hugs you*