So... I need some Equine puns based on places/events in England, especially if they have a history of involving Viking raids/conquest, such as the isnanf of Lindisfarene. If anyone has any, I would love to hear them.

3895844 Throwing your weapon at the enemy is like hoofing a stallion and forgetting your horseshoe inside. You might have to go through shit if you want to get it back.

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Not... What I was going for, but God Damn I'm gonna use that! With your permission, of course.

3897068 Knock yourself out.