Story Idea:

Humans, the Enyclopedia Galactica describes them as 'a pre-slipspace species inhabiting an unusually named ball of dirt in the outer rim',

The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy describes them as 'Celestia's trigger word'. Because somehow, despite having no interstellar travel what so ever, the amazingly primitive little apes keep managing to find their way to Equestria.

Recently however, Equestrian authorities have discovered the source, an interstellar Trollist organization by the name of Human in Equestria, Celestia, desiring to tell them to fuck off in the most ludicrous way possible, pursues the only logical course of action open to her.

She makes a diss track on them.

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Yo, props out to all mah niggers, Celestia's in the house.

It was was another fine day in Equest-ri-a,
Riding through my city to meet up with my brah.
I left my golden carriage with my bitch at my side, ()
Jewelry on my neck, and strutting out with red hot pride,
I saw a little bitch nigger staring down with eyes wide.

Human in Equestria, yo make me sick,
Human in Equestria, you can suck mah fat dick,
Human in Equestria, yo momma's a joke,
But nigger she's fly cause on my long horn she chokes.

What you gonna' do bitch, I'm the Princess up in here.
Rollin' round in style while you cry into your beer,
I get all the dick, and all the puss-ay too,
(But don't worry little nigger, I'll leave the body pillow for you.)

Human in Equestria, yo make me sick,
Human in Equestria, you can suck mah fat dick,
Human in Equestria, yo momma's a joke,
But nigger she's fly cause on my long horn she chokes.

That's all for now, bitches,
Cause the fun has run out,
Kiss my sunny asshole,
Celestia over and out.

Well, I suppose that resolves that idea.

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I like this idea.