Being omnipotent is a bore...it's lost its fun...plus this weird ball in front of me won't leave me alone.

So I've decide that I need some food. Bring me your cattle and your goats! And some weed, rubber ducks, a muzzle, and more weed.

1633180
No join me at the thrift shop...

1633190 Are there virgins there?

1633196
It's a secondhand shop so I'm assuming not... But you could get lucky

1633201 Then no thank you. Give me my weed goats!

1633203
You can get weed goats there though... And we have song...

1633203

What do I do?

1633213 ...Well then let us listen without regret.

1633214 You don't have to do anything. You're not like these...whatever the hell they are. You get what you want along with the others. So what do you want? Blood, eyeballs, spines, livers, porn?

1633228
Hmm, why is that last option crossed out? Because if its not that the a blood orgy sounds good...

1633214
You!!!!! Do you want to thrift shop?

1633228
Maybe she wants an Australian French kiss?

1633241 Blood orgy huh? Hmm...hold on. *Walks away for a second before coming back with blood covering most of my body* Okay, the blood orgy was not a good idea...I probably shouldn't have thrown a cock fight in with it...meh, whatever.

1633249 Oh haha, that joke was terrible...maybe...It wasn't, it was fucking awesome.

1633257
what...? You tried one without me...

1633261
The joke was terrible and she screamed for hours at me...

1633268 Of course not, I just found some worthless cocks and put them in the same room as a couple of pussies...there were scratch marks everywhere...I think I might have stolen one of those cocks from someone.

1633273 She? This I gotta hear.

1633279
What? The screaming? It was loud and involved the words "f**k", "God", "Yes" and "G'Day". Do you need to know anything else?

1633268 1633273 1633279 Why do we need virgins?

1633300 Their blood is so tasty!

1633299 Nope...wait a fly just broke wind on Neptune...huh, there's an atomic space monkey on Pluto.

1633303 But you're a virgin too?(don't say Lilith)

1633320 Yes, but i'm a god. So it doesn't matter plus i'm talking about a virgin girl's special blood.

1633306
Nice man nice
(\ (^_^) /) *hug*
1633268
You're such a deviant Lilith... Is their no pleasing you? (Redundant question I guess)

1633324 But you love the taste of your own blood, therefore your the virgin we needed. Go god satisfy yourself.

1633337 Maybe later...right now I need to go hug an atomic monkey.

1633347

1633347>>1633350 how high are you people?!

1634982 Higher than the sky my friend...higher than the sky.

1633347
Master! Take this thing, he's crazy! 1634982

1634992>>1634995 I'm naturally high.

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