2663962

"Made it! Not too hard once you learn the ins and outs!" I respond, laughing. "Also, here we are, all alone. You have plans?"

(Seduction time.)

2663962

(Poke.)

2663971 (Ahem...)

She shakes her head a bit. "Nope...... got any drinks?"

2664045

(Sorry. I just thought it was a good time.)

"Yeah, wine. A lot of it." I respond as I get off the jeep, my hooved feet making a clop noise as I hit the ground.

(I'm an anthro pony with hooved feet.)

2664057 She hops out and shakes her head, snickering a bit. "Weak..."

2664066

"I'm religious!" I counter. "I only drink on Shabbat, and even then it's not much!" I walk towards the front door, where a large, silver mezuzah is present.

2664070 She rolls her eyes. "Great..... of all the people I get in a car with, I get a religious person....." she grumbles.

2664109

"Hey! No need to be rude." I counter. "I'm not Orthodox."

2664109

(Poke.)

2664192 "Doesn't matter, I'm an Atheist."

2664774

"Okay. Just don't go ranting, okay?" I ask kindly as I open the door. "You first."

2664774

(Poke.)

2664792 She walks in and nods. "If you don't go on about your religion, I won't point out why it's a bunch of horse shit."

2665096

I roll my eyes. "As my history teacher once said, religion is like a penis: you can have it, you can be proud of it, just don't shove it into people's faces." I respond. "And I don't shove it around."

2665096

()

2665096

(Poke.)

2665105 She gives a little smirk as she holds up her claws. "Cause you never know if it will get cut."

2672072

I laugh as I open the door. "Ladies first."

2672072

()

2672121 She gives an evil sort of smirk as she walks in, trailing a claw along the door.

(WTF?!?! I don't even understand that one lol)

2672826

I roll my eyes. "If you don't stop clawing stuff, I will file a lawsuit."

(WELCOME TO MY MIND)

2672831 "Is there a mark on your door? No, so shut the fuck up."

2672847

"Sheesh, calm down. I'm letting you stay in my home this night instead of being devoured by shadows, so you can at least not be so aggressive." I respond.

2672847

()

2672852 "Sorry, but I don't have an off button to my bitch switch."

2673048

"Okay... Well, so what do you do when you're alone with someone?" I ask as I walk in and close the door.

2673048

()

2673050 "Depends on the person.": she says withg a smile

2673515

"Well, what do you do in general? Specifically, people like me?" I ask curiously.

2673515

(Poke.)

2673515

(Hi.)

2673515

(Rawr.)

2673515

(Poke.)

2673515

(Poke.)

2673515

(Poke.)