Quick! You just woke up to a mini Minotaur! WHAT DO?!

1524704
pet the mini Minotaur and go back to sleep

1524704
Run around with Tim-Tim, what else?
Oh yeah, and not get eaten, I'll leave that part to Tim-Tim.

stomp on it. or kick it.

1524704
Suck it

1524706 of course~ he just wants to cuddle right?

1524743 stop singing songs about me your ruining my life!!!

1524820 mini Minotaur is going to eat your leg!

1525217 I wouldn't mind having something suck me right now.... I'm so freakin hot in this kitchen...( I mean in real life it is so damn hot right now!!!)

1525297
I said 'pet' not 'cuddle'

1525297
Soo...

1525297
*Is now Tobuscus*
Best. Day. EVER!

1525317 It means I had boner looking at a 12 oz steak...that is what it meant Anywayz~ I am backz from school!

1526018 glad to help~

1526290
Yay! Your back from school

1526475 I like how you totally glossed over the rest of that comment~

1526503
Steak=boner for you laundry=wet for me

1526525 Oh yes * cough* I did that to you didn't I? I just imagined the sweet, juicy nectar of the steaks insides, sliding down my throat, filling my stomach....<---totally did that on a whim

1526538
Yes, you did do that for me... No one has noticed my little added 'liquid detergent'... That corner is good

1526551 .....now I want my clothes to be washed by you....dammit...making me jealous

1526525
Mmmm... Go on.

1527825
Make a thread in my house... I'll join

1524704
Kick it and see how far it's goes
Or hug rape it
Idk

1527861
Mreah? I will endeavor to something something insert smart sounding overly complicated words here.

1527907
So...?

1527915
What specifically should I include?

1527951
Me, you, whatever else you want. Use my template

1527961
Template? I cannot find said template.

1527996
Sex guide sticky thread

1528051
Yeah, I can't find a thread named that.

1528130
On the other group...
Link

kick in the face after screaming

1589690 But mini minotaur just wanted a hug!~