attenti0n mah dear blundrrf0lk!
az pr0mized, da sm00ze iz s00n tu maek his debutt!

0ur anti-commun1st pr0p0ganda haz finnally b33n br0adcst under threat of pingas 2 every h0me een Equinia Equestria 'n' da st1cky r3volution haz begun!

Jst th1nk, probably in the possibly inevitable future, the w0rld might will be t0tally coated in da glorious ooze 'n' divine anarchee! da imp0ster--da discroded f00l haz brought shame to da name uf cha0s for eonz, n naow, f1nally, w3 sh4ll r3st0re da beautee uf y0re, n da celestial sisterz, in all their terr1bl tyrannee w1ll fall! w/ brikkkz n boilz, w/ nurgle n nutella, sm00ze will conquer 4ll!

pr3par3 n r3p3nt!

da Viagra commercials have ended, da sun setz in da Queest, n as da pwr picnic concludez, we m0ve f0rward, t0ward da beck0ning abyss of purpl glory, rej0ice brotangz, da sky will rain hawaiin punch, cannibal clouds will blot out da sun, and gravity will fall t0wardz da sky!

Butt 1st, let us bask in da glorious fragrance of our smooze and savior! 4 da time haz cum tu celebr8! rejoice in da naem of smooze & shiznoz, u skrubs, 4 da robolution iz @ hand.

Az b0ner pr3par3z, da w0rld w1th3rz, w3 sh4ll c0nqu3r n br1ng da 3t3rn4l p3ac3 n salvati0n of beeuteefool 4n4rchy tu all.

That is all. Equestria is ours.

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da phun w1ll b l1m1tless! da tide w1ll b unst0ppable! tranzy s0mbra m1ght 3v3n b thar

That is all. Equestria is ours.

Thanks for the spoiler dickbag. I go out of my way to be surprised abd you fucking ruin it. Srsly fuck you.

4157431 No you

4164583
am i a
necromancer
dude

That is all. Equestria is ours.

5548774 faggot

5548956
my little
malt vinegar

u r so salty

That is all. Equestria is ours.

5549139
Roses are red.
Malt vinegar is tasty.
Ponies are tasty.
Your world will be tasty.

PS. Keep up the good work, Smoozian.

That is all. Equestria will be mine.

5551867
rose r red
violets r bigger
everyone type in chat
alexxx is a stupid

*salutes

That is all. Equestria is ours.