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*In coming message!*

My Lords this is Gary The Stormtrooper updating my report while patrolling NLR. I was on my speeder until I hit a pony. I tried to kill it, but it won't die! I accidentally shot it's leg and tried to kill it with a rock. After minutes of screaming in agony, I hit it with a near by club. I finally killed it after a few seconds. Another victory for the Empire my lords!

Love,
Gary:rainbowkiss:

PS: Are you sure PETA can't touch us?

*Message Ended!*

Stiggerzz
Group Contributor

2149791
Pfft. PETA can't touch anything.

Stiggerzz
Group Contributor

2149798
(psst. I know)

If that pony was affiliated with the NLR, i will give you a brand new shiny medal, if it was not; I will have your head!
Megatron out.

2149909 (do you know Gary the Stormtrooper?)

Semper Fidelis
Group Admin

2149791
They can't touch this.

DarthWill3
Group Admin

Excellent work!

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