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NLR, Galatic Empire, And SE alike will fall the might of the Imperium of Man.
The Emperor Protects.

YOU WORSHIP A CORPSE GOD THAT LEECHES OF THE IMPERIUM'S BLOATED CARCASS.
A GREAT FESTERING ROT PLAGUES ALL OF MANKIND, AND IT MUST BE AMPUTATED.

IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!

6183790
Raiding again, huh? And incidentally...

Good luck.

6183790
Well...I mean...you guys seem to have bigger issues to worry about.

Good luck I guess?

Ponies and the imperium shall die. Long live the Galactic Empire!

6185098

https://m.

6183930
>No Gellar fields
“Captain, Fire the vortex torpedos.”

6187088
Vortex torpedoes? You mean those things that we almost never see being used except when they fuck up using them and destroy themselves instead of the enemy? Go ahead.


618708
Warp doesn't exist in star wars universe. It would be a stalemate unless imperium invades, then Empire fucks them over.

6187124
At least our vehicles aren’t defeated by a bunch of snowniggers tying ropes around them.

6187129
Err... you replied to something completely unconnected to this...

6187147
That thing that can blow up planets?
That’s Tuesday for us.

https://m.

6187149
You forgot BDZ. Death Star is more efficient. Faster than exterminatus. Exterminatus is the same as BDZ.

6187150
Most Exterminatus method should leave the planet intact, allowing for terraforming and resettlement.

6187134
Yeah, you're lucky the Imperium has never had to face anyone as inventive as the Rebellion before. It would be embarrassing for the Imperium to have their titans taken down by a bunch of Finns with aircraft cables.

6187153

leave the planet intact


Right...

6187153
BDZ does the same thing as exterminatus.

6187159
Of course, that’s the best case scenario.
But of course, everything in 40k must be grim and dark.
So, yeah.

6187163
Exterminatus always works.
BDZ got blown up by a bunch of faggoty space wizards.

6187166

faggoty space wizards.

Says the man who warship an imperium of faggoty space wizards with a emperor faggoty space wizard

6187170
>Forgetting that the Emperor bothered to carry around a real blade instead of a faggoty toastersword

6187166
You don't "blow up" a BDZ. A BDZ - short for "Base Delta Zero" - is the code phrase for ordering a fleet to melt a planet's surface - what those three images I posted were.

6187174

faggoty toastersword

ahh, I see that crystals that can blow up entire planets if big enough (DEATH STAR) = Toasters?

6187175
Oh. I thought he was referring to the planet-thing from The Farce Awakens.

6187788
No, that's Starkiller Base. Because the writers just can't stop throwing in "Luke Skywalker's name in the original draft was Starkiller" references everywhere, like it didn't stop being clever in the 90s.

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