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*Runs in happily and drops it in front of everyone*

A nice man in a funny costume gave me this and told me to bring it here.

I named him turnip!:pinkiesmile:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223714
Nice grenade.
But it looks kinda like a spider mine disguised as a grenade.

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1223714 You are the most adorable bomber I have ever seen.:heart:

1223721Well that's not very nice of them. we should eat their parents. And Warden's being mean again!

1223726 Well thank you Mr! one day I will kill your entire family! :twilightsmile:

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1223742 She's just so precious!:heart:

1223750 Why not kill him first and take over?

1223753 Keep in your pants or i cut it off. :twilightangry2: But thank you anyway. :twilightsmile:

1223764 Why not just ban him from the asylum?

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1223758 Oh don't worry, I'm not that kinda guy!

1223770 Good.

((Im a guy in real life, your not getting any of Swiggity's flank))

1223774 It's simple! I can show you! Besides. i could take his place! I would be a good leader! *bursts into flames, stumbles backwards, bumps into a random goon and he falls into a giant furnace and dies a slow and painful death*

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1223777 I see.

(Damn shame, because I am THAT kind of guy. *wink*)

1223793 Sure! Goup to the members tab at the top, click it, click on the symbol thingy that shows what rank they are, a menu should pop up, and then click the circle wit a dash in it!

1223798 Mhmm

*Shudders :unsuresweetie: Im not*

1223811 Ok mr.Jokster! *walks over to a goon standing next to a window and randomly pushes him out* Weeeee!

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223826 Click the crown thing by his name. If your not an admin it wont let you. Your not an admin. it wont work.

Jioplip
Group Contributor

1223810 I like pandas.

(And don't worry, I don't think any less of you.)

1223834 Why dont you make me you dumb bitch!?

1223847 I like death!

((Swiggity's gay though))

*Picks up grenade and shoves it into the nearest mouth that isn't mine*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223856 Then you can only do it in Jokers gang.

Your boss sucks dick.

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223854 You kill justin beiber. :pinkiehappy:

1223721
*Not dead anymore*
What are you guys doing here? I payed someone to get rid of Purple, I knew she was gonna be in this meeting.
1223774
Have you ever gone truly insane? No, nobody else has.
You need an eternity to go truly insane.
Listen to this, and you might get a glimpse into my mind!:pinkiecrazy:

1223858 *hugs* your a good friend. :pinkiesad2:

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223867
I love you.

1223867 Ok! *starts following you, burst into flames*

Bill Clinton
Group Admin

1223897 Yay! *Licks your face*

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