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1185415 Idk:rainbowhuh: BUT I LIKE YOU GUYZ AND GIRLZ :pinkiecrazy: Joker said i need help so i came here. You don't think I'm crazy or something?

1185436 Bob sounds like a nice guy. :pinkiehappy:

1185415 I was sent here because I went on an all out murdering rampage. The cops caught me eating some one after like 5 months of searching for the crazed maniac.:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

1185415
I'm here for pure concentrated insanity.
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1185487 :ajbemused: He doesn't sound nice anymore. DO YOU THINK I STILL NEED HELP?!? PFFT HAHAHA

1185487 I'll have to try that sometimes Bob. I think we will get along nicely.
Yes, burn the church! Kill all the orphans! :pinkiecrazy:
Shush! No one likes you Blue!
Lady Green is right.
Well of course you'd agree with her! You two are like twins!
...I guess family incest is a thing now?
Yeah it probably is.
What! You guys! What!

Well then, Blue shall join us:pinkiecrazy: even if no one likes him

1185524 Bob seems like the kind of guy I like. What is his opinion on....Blue? :duck:
Why doesn't anyone love me~!
Shaddap Blue!

1185572
Love?
Blue, shadap
Why Lady Green? Why~!?
Cos' she said so.
All of you be quiet! I need to eat my orphans! :pinkiecrazy:

I bodied a guy infront of his family and then rolled in his guts laughing.

1185652 *noms on orphans*
You are so lucky she didn't hear you.
I'm kind of afraid of what's gonna happen when she finds out Bob-
WHY! Why don't you love me Lady Green~!? Why?!
Oh my god shut up!
No one likes you Blue!

1185746 *stops eating orphans*
What did he say?
Oh no.
Take cover~!
I'm so lonely~!
Blue! Shaddap and take cover!
I will find you. And I will kill you.:twilightangry2:

1185415 I'm here because I have acquired 69 counts of rape and 110 accounts of homicide. Thems was some good times.

1185811 THIS. IS. SPARTA~! :flutterrage:
*starts stabbing Bob*
Run while you still can~!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!!!!!!
Love me~!!!!!!!!!!!

1185891 *continues to cut* hehehehe:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:
*starts pulling out vital organs*:pinkiecrazy:

1185932 *strangles Bob with his own intestines* :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:
*Bob is now dead*
*snaps out of insane rampage*
Oh, did I do that? :twilightoops:

1185948 *unamused*
So, why is there another Red in this asylum? *eye twitch* :twilightangry2:

1185973 :facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:
You are talking to a masochist...about getting hurt...?
That's like talking to a druggie about drugs....
oh! By the way Bob!
I have a friend that can enter the mind and kill an inner self :pinkiecrazy:
I choose you Lady green!
Nyaaaaa~!
*Lady Green enters his mind and brutally murders Bob*:pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

1186038 yeah...? what, you didn't know about this? I spend an hour every day in the torture room. :applejackunsure:

1186106 yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:
All the yes. :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

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