I'm confused, is this pitiful little gathering hole for true beings of greatness, like myself, or some self-proclaimed dishwashers... or both?

1962376
Both.

1962376 Well, if it's for self proclaimed dishwashers you'd fit in perfectly. But this group is for people that like stories that contain (as major characters: not just cameo's) Gods, Deities, Spirits, or Monsters.

1962510 Why thank you, I take my newest conquest of working in cuisine a worthy won and I shall start from the bottom and work up as I go.

1962522 Still not as smooth as this guy.

1962376 Neither! Troll ololololo olo!