Hey, here's something just for the fun of it
Just thought I would tell everyone of it
So post all your fudge
And I'll try not to judge
And maybe you'll all find the pun of it

927300 I'll make sure that I do my best to become one. I just need to go to the right section of Walmart and get it.

928078 Dang you Slipper, adhere to the rules!
My words are twisted, and made a trap for fools.

(That's a Rudyard Kipling reference, and an heroic couplet with an extra iamb in the second line. Um, which is...fine.)