guys, you shouldn't have!

3985149 ya weirdo

3985176 and that's what chaos is all about!

3985178

“There are only patterns, patterns on top of patterns, patterns that affect other patterns. Patterns hidden by patterns. Patterns within patterns.
If you watch close, history does nothing but repeat itself.
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher. what we can't understand we call nonsense. What we can't read we call gibberish.
There is no free will.
There are no variables.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

3985209
all i do is lose lose lose no matter what
got caught cheatin on test i dont ever lose enough
and everytime im bout to play a game
everybody says YOU SUCK
and im losin wrists a bleedin now im dying
i suck i suck i suck
cuz all i do is lose lose lose
and if you bout to lose put you test in the air
make it stay there!

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“Chaos is what we've lost touch with. This is why it is given a bad name. It is feared by the dominant archetype of our world, which is Ego, which clenches because its existence is defined in terms of control.”
― Terence McKenna

This has been a moment of drive by education, offered to you free of charge by your friendly neighborhood Discordian.

3985225 Ego is from Jak and Daxter
its also Latin for "I"
DOES ERIS GET A COOKIE NOW?!

3985237

Ego does not come from a video game... sorry.

It comes from buying a large gas guzzling SUV and dominating those around you on the road. For those reading this.

3985149 We did anyway, you're welcome.

3985237 no, eco is from jak and daxter, ego is some psychology shit.

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3985302
hey guys, wanna read a funny story?

3985383

Does it involve golden apples, the introduction of war into the world, and bunless hot dogs?

3985387 no, that's an old story that only stars me for about five lines, then after that it's about some ugly bitch named Helen...
this story is about bronze bananas

3985389

A magic banana?

3985396 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/240639/who-ate-the-bananas

3985383 sure.

3985405 http://www.fimfiction.net/story/240639/who-ate-the-bananas