[All OCs are now of the opposite gender, good luck]

904481
[What are we supposed to do?]

904484 [Anything you want, Use your
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Comet is gromming her icy blue mane while sitting at a cafe

Cloudywing ((Yes, that is R63 Ashenwing's name)) walks through Manehatten, seemingly looking for something.

987246 Tagger runs across the street near Cloud , takes out a spray paint can in either hand, and quickly draws Celestia's Cutiemark, a Heart, then a dick. Tagger then bolts after finishing his masterpiece.

1038833>>987246>>904497 an Icy blue mare walks along the beach holding a volley ball under her wing while sipping a piña colada she is holding with magic

1038833 She sighed.
Douche.

1040258 Guards rush by and one looks to Cloud. "Did you see that Vandalist? Which way did he go?"

1040439 "Somewhere down there, I think," She said, deliberately pointing the wrong way.

1040447 He nods and barks orders to the other guards and they go that way.

Tagger walks into view near Cloud. "Thanks...I'm Tagger."

1040461 "You're welcome. Even though you are kind of an ass,"

1040716 "I simply draw the truth." He looks serious.

1043163 She looks at the graffiti.
"'Celestia likes cocks'? I don't think that's exactly the truth,"

1043780 "Correct term is 'Loves' cocks." He still looks completely serious.

1039329 Mag wanders by, heading to the water to take a swim.

>> He just happens to catch Comets eye

1046915
"Yeah, somehow, i don't think people will appreciate that. Me included,"

1047856 "Meh, I just like trolling the guards and Tia."

1048964 She sighed.
"It's ponies like you who make me lose faith in Equestrians"

1049002 "I'm a diamond dog." He deadpans.

1050706
"Really? I never would have thought! I mean, your Diamond Dog appearance can fool anyone!"

1051237 He sighs. "You know what? Nevermind." He starts to walk away.

1051811 She facehoofs.
"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you if I did,"

1051831 "No, the guards will be here soon to wash away my art, I gotta go." He keeps walking.

1052423 As soon as he said that, Cloudywing heard voices coming from an alley. She smirked, and flew up, looking for a suitable cloud.

1052442 A blue blob shoots across Cloud's vision as Hopper( male Jumper ) fires his blue portal onto a nearby rooftop and tosses the orange one under him then jumps through and gets to the roof before closing the portals.

1056941
"He seems to be thinking with portals..."

1056955 He runs to the edge tosses an orange on the ground and a blue on the ground across the street before diving into the orange, flying high before closing the portals and initiated free fall.

1056965 SHe stares at the "Portal Ninja" before jolting a cloud enough times with electricity. SHe positioned the cloud so ti was right above the ponies in the alley.
"Surprise, dickweeds!" She yelled as she bucked the cloud, causing lightning to shoot at the ponies.

1056987 The Portal Ninja suddenly appears next to her. "Nice one." He smiles.

1057015
"HOLYFUCKSHITFARTASSDICKPICKLE!!!!!!!"

1057047 "Never knew a mare could cuss like that." He smiles.

[Can't breath]

1057178 ((Why can you not breathe?))
"Only a very surprised mare. now, what do you need?"

1057212 "Just checking out a hot mare. I'm Hopper."

[Too...Funny]

1057262 (("FUCKSHITFARTASSDICKPICKLE!!!"? It's not that funny...))
At the word "hot", Cloudywing's head whirls towards Hopper. She smiles.
"Nice to meet you, Hopper. Name's Cloudywing,"

1057286 "Madam." He bows slightly.

1057313 She frowned. Why did that seem so familiar?
"Now, really, there are an assload of other, much hotter mares other than me. Why me?"

1057368 "Because you seem much more...well...more capable."

1057472
"Capable with what, exactly?"

1057513 "Capable of being cool."

1057743
"Thanks, but I don't need your flattery,"

1059522 "It's true, pranking is fun."

1062128
"Okay, why are you here? You obviously didn't come here just to chat, so what do you want?"

1062871 "I came to do exactly that, chat, and get to know a beautiful mare."

1065945
"Again, I don't need your flattery,"

1067578 "But you like it, don't you?"

1072513
"No, no not particularly. Too many people trying to get inside me simply because I'm "pretty","