Which Mascots are your favourite

I'll start off:

Alestorm have two mascots (pictured above): An undead pirate, and an undead mouse, called Jimmy McFucknuggets and Barry Shitpeas respectively. (I kid you not, according to the singer of Alestorm, that is their official names )

I'd totally read a story about them:

presenting: The Adventures of Jimmy McFucknugget and Barry Shitpeas

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Vic Rattlehead (Megadeth)

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Snaggletooth of Motörhead

And Violent Mind of Kreator

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Set Abominae:

and Eddie: