Truer words have never been spoken, in my opinion.

This song needs Bill in the background making comments on her lyrics.

Welcome my dear
Sit yourself down
And meet the greatest
Demon around!
(HI! NAMES BILL CIPHER!)

Smooth as a glass
Sharp as a tack
Someone with class
And a touch of panache
(OH, THE FLATTERY! YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH!)

Mind and form acute
Skill of great repute
The funnest HIRED GUN
Who's the undisputed
(EXCUSE ME LADY, BUT I WORK FOR NO-ONE BUT MYSELF!)

You know, something like that, but better.